måndag 1 december 2008

Humorfavorit

Jag älskar Monty Python. Bland det roligaste jag vet är Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Jag börjar skratta redan under förtexterna, för de är faktiskt hysteriskt roliga.

Detta är saxat från IMDB:

All the credits are at the beginning. There are no credits at the end. The screen goes black.
The following are inserted into the real opening credits. They start as subtitles "translating" the credits into a "Pidgin-English-Swedish". (Though genuine Swedish does not use ø or ë.)

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen


Røtern nik Akten Di


Wik


Alsø wik


Alsø alsø wik


-Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

-See the løveli lakes
-The wøndërful telephøne system
-And mäni interesting furry animals

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious
and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

-Including the majestik møøse

-A Møøse once bit my sister...
-No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.

-Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

Executive Producer

JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

Producer

MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By

EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

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